remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
when my parents complain about me
Shout out to JK Rowling for inadvertently saving the world in 1599.
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
“we’re having pizza for dinner”
"what flavour is it?"
tell me i’m your national anthem
fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read
when someone asked you a question and you didnt understand but you feel the pressure to give an answer